A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
 He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first
 thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of
 water on the side table.
 
 He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him,
 all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and
 sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So
 is the rest of the house.
 
 He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
 "Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go
 grocery shopping.
 Love You!"
 
 Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen
 and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the
 morning newspaper.
 
 His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son,
 what happened last night?"
 His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk
 and delirious.
 Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave
 yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door".
 
  Confused, the man asks,
 "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and
 breakfast is on the table waiting for me?
 I should expect a big quarrel with her!"
 His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the
 bedroom,and when she tried to take your clothes n
 shoes off,you said,
 
 "LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!"
 
 Moral
 Self-induced hangover - $ 400.00
 Broken crockery - $ 800.00
 Breakfast - $ 10.00
 Saying the Right Thing While Drunk - "PRICELESS "
 
 There are truly some things that both money and
 Mastercard can't buy